Mustard Clinic
Contact us: mustardclinic@proton.me • mustardclinic.tumblr.com
Mustard Clinic is the coolest tumblr-based, not-for-profit medical group practice in the world. We're building the future, one where the best possible care is available to everyone — and more people can be silly online. Our relentless research turns into earlier self-diagnoses and new informative songs. That's how we inspire hope in those who need it most.
At Mustard Clinic, enthusiasts work together to solve the most challenging unmet needs of patients. Our history of innovation dates back to 2026, when one mouse hated on the title of a Mayo Clinic page about kratom ("Kratom: unsafe and ineffective") (the first result when looking up "what is kratom"), and Phooliganmustardbabadook suggested that mouse make a new, better alternative to the Mayo Clinic website. Today, that trailblazing spirit drives innovations like Mustard Clinic the website — which powers new posts on the web to change how care is delivered to all.
Directory:
Robin
C.M.O. (Chief Mustard Officer)
Phooliganbabadook
Surgeon General
